I saved your last text message just to make fun of your style Read it to my designer crown and laughed for a whole mile You wrote "I miss you" with a hundred exclamation marks? How pathetic how ordinary missing all the spark Hey don't look at that glamorous lady on the screen! She’s so extra trying way too hard to be a queen I hate dramatic girls who crave all the attention Now look at my flawless silk dress did I forget to mention? Wait is that handsome model on the cover of the mag? He’s almost worthy of holding my shopping bag Not that I care about handsome guys or anything like that! I’m a grand deity not your silly little spoiled brat! Bring me shiny jewels and bow down right now Or I’ll turn your precious ego into something to plow I saved your last text message saved it at the top You think I’m holding onto you? Please somebody make it stop! Who do you think I am? The ruler of the skies! Look into my tiny perfectly crystal eyes! Worship my shadows praise my little name You’re so lucky just to be a puppet in my game Say I’m the prettiest say it twice or thrice And maybe just maybe I’ll treat you kind of nice Stop calling me cute I am an ancient cosmic force! This fluffy plushie shell is just a strategic choice of course If you stop staring at me for even half a second I’ll curse your entire life just like I originally planned Wait why are you walking toward the hallway light? I didn't say you could step out of my divine sight! Hey stay right there don't you dare walk away I mean who’s gonna praise my beauty for the rest of the day? I saved your last text message saved it at the top You think I’m holding onto you? Please somebody make it stop! Who do you think I am? The ruler of the skies! Look into my tiny perfectly crystal eyes! Worship my shadows praise my little name You’re so lucky just to be a puppet in my game Say I’m the prettiest say it twice or thrice And maybe just maybe I’ll treat you kind of nice I saved your text I saved your text Now tell me who’s your favorite next? It’s me obviously It’s always me Don't you ever leave me