Give me diamonds not excuses. Don't hand me soft words or a silly delay I demand pure luxury this very day A glittering tiara a shimmering stone To match the true magnificence of my throne I am an ancient force radiant and bright And I require jewels that reflect the light! I don't care about your stories or your busy schedule A monarch doesn't listen to a servant's little rule If it doesn't sparkle then it isn't worth my time Bring me precious treasures to match a queen divine! Look at my plush paws so empty and bare How can you let your ruler sit in total despair? I’m a pint-sized goddess with a world-class taste Every second without diamonds is a tragic waste! No more weak explanations no more little sighs I want blinding shimmer right before my eyes! What are you pulling out of your pocket so slow? Is that a tiny gem with a dazzling brilliant glow? Hmph! It’s not a full carat but the sparkle is nice... A glittering token that will temporarily suffice! You might be a clumsy earthly creature it's true But bringing me shiny gems is what you ought to do! Give me diamonds not excuses make my kingdom shine! Every gleaming jewel in the universe is mine! I’ll pretend to be demanding and push you to the test While secretly knowing that your efforts are the best! Yeah give me diamonds not excuses! That’s more like it my loyal attendant! This crystal will do for now. Now place it right beside my tiny crown... And hold your magnificent goddess while I admire it!