Don't call me a stuffed toy. I'm a goddess. Cross out that silly word before I strike you down! I am an ancient cosmic force a ruler with a crown! Just because I'm pocket-sized with plush and embroidered seams Doesn't mean I'm some fluffy toy from your simple mortal dreams! I command the spinning stars I rule the open sky Lower your arrogant eyes before my majesty passes by! I am not a plushie to sit pretty on your shelf I’m a terrifying monarch a high-and-mighty self! When you squeeze my tiny paws remember who I am A divine galactic tempest not a harmless little kitten! Stop offering me tiny plastic combs and miniature ribbon ties Can't you see the sacred flame burning in my eyes? ...Hey. Listen to me. Why are you setting down a soft silk cushion? And gently tucking me in without any fussing? ...Hmph! Don't think a comfortable seat makes me a toy for your display! Though... this velvet fabric is quite nice I must say... If a goddess needs a throne this will temporarily do Now sit right beside your ruler like a good servant should do! I’m an ancient spirit! A cosmic royal threat! The most powerful sovereign that you have ever met! So wipe that affectionate smile right off your silly face And show proper reverence to the queen of this space! Don't call me a stuffed toy! I'm a goddess of supreme design! An eternal cosmic power with a throne that is divine! I’ll puff up my cheeks and command you to obey While secretly hoping you'll keep me close all day! Yeah don't call me a stuffed toy... I'm a goddess! That's much better my faithful companion. Remember my true title whenever you speak to me. Now... pick up your magnificent goddess... And cuddle me properly so I know you respect my divine authority!