Kneel down I am a goddess after all Adjust your posture human get down on the floor Show proper reverence to the queen you adore I may be soft and plush resting on your palm But my regal presence brings a holy calm Don't stare at my petite frame don't look at my toes Respect the ancient divinity everybody knows I demand total devotion absolute respect A majestic aura you should never neglect Lower your head drop down to your knees Servants must listen to my royal decrees I’m a pint-sized package of pure unadulterated power Ready to reign over every single hour Look up at your monarch offer your pledge Standing so pocket-sized right on the dresser's edge A magnificent ruler wrapped in bite-sized perfection Awaiting your worship and endless affection Kneel down! I am a goddess after all! An eternal legend standing proud and tall! I rule this whole room with a sweet little smile So bow to my beauty and stay for a while Yes kneel down kneel down! I am a goddess after all! Place your hand on the ground make a tiny throne I’m the greatest micro-ruler that you’ve ever known I’ll grant you my favor I’ll grant you my grace As long as you remember your servant place Now kiss my miniature paw and promise to stay Servicing my kingdom every single day! Kneel down! I am a goddess after all! An eternal legend standing proud and tall! I rule this whole room with a sweet little smile So bow to my beauty and stay for a while Yes kneel down kneel down! I am a goddess after all! Good human You know how to show proper respect Now hold your goddess carefully And carry me to the couch!