I have seen better Much better Is this humble tribute really the absolute best you can do? A simple ordinary effort brought before my sovereign view? Throughout my eternal reign across the star-studded sky Endless grand marvels have passed before my critical eye! An ancient deity expects the most magnificent display Not some average offering to pass the hours of the day! elevate your standards to match my celestial height! Transform this modest setting into a dazzling golden light! A supreme queen deserves perfection in every single detail Where lesser attempts are guaranteed to collapse and fail! I have seen better Much better! Write me a grander more majestic letter! I’ll turn up my nose and act impossible to please While watching my loyal attendant fall to their knees! Yeah I have seen better Much better! Your trembling hands reveal how desperately you try To earn a single nod of approval from my divine eye! It’s almost entertaining watching you strive so hard Playing the part of my dedicated tireless guard! I pretend to be unimpressed by every gesture you make Just to see how much devotion you'll show for my sake! Pay attention Stop fretting over your minor mistake I’m not truly displeased with the effort you take Hark now step closer and gather my small body tight! Press my plush frame against your chest for the night! Enfold my miniature form where it's cozy and warm Protecting your tiny monarch from every emotional storm! Nothing in the cosmos compares to your gentle care That’s the one true perfection no other realm can share! So put away those grand gifts and opulent treasures of old For a cold masterpiece can never match a heart of pure gold! You might not be a cosmic legend of ancient renown But you’re the only companion fit to stand near my crown! Mm pull my fluffy frame close and hold me against your shoulder Maybe I've seen finer treasures across the galaxy But I've never found a warmer place to rest my head Just stay right here and don't you dare move away tonight