I checked the mirror and I was magnificent I mean honestly how could anyone compete? From my tiny pink crown to my perfect little feet I stood on the glass on the top of your dresser And confirmed what I knew: there is no one lesser A masterpiece sculpted by divine design Every single reflection is pure gold and fine I called you over just to share in the view A gift to humanity especially to you Look at this shine look at this flawless grace How do you survive looking at my face? I’m only five inches tall right now but my presence is huge The ultimate idol the ultimate refuge Oh don't be jealous of perfection so pure My dazzling charm is something you just endure Give me a compliment don't hold it inside You should be honored to walk by my side I checked the mirror and I was magnificent! A absolute miracle a holy event! I’m the prettiest goddess in the universe today So bow down softly and do what I say Yeah I checked the mirror and I was magnificent! Turn the mirror around so I can see from behind Yes every angle is exceptionally refined I don't need a filter I don't need a retouch Being this gorgeous shouldn't be allowed this much! Hold me up higher so the mirror gets the light I’m going to admire my own beauty all night! I checked the mirror and I was magnificent! A absolute miracle a holy event! I’m the prettiest goddess in the universe today So bow down softly and do what I say Yeah I checked the mirror and I was magnificent! See human? I told you Flawless Incredible Stunning Now carry your magnificent queen to her throne And bring me my favorite snack!